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Old 03-26-2012, 10:23 AM   #11
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Marv and Roy. This is the joke thread. Please stay on topic. If you want to talk about life in general please take it to PM's
And here is the pot calling the kettle black.
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Old 03-26-2012, 07:02 PM   #12
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Ok , if you insist Dave .

Speaking of camp fires Roy , you remember that time Dave got wiped out drunk and was shaking his little wee wee at the girls ? ha ha ha boy was that a JOKE .

R I back on track yet Dave ?
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Old 03-26-2012, 10:03 PM   #13
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Ok , if you insist Dave .

Speaking of camp fires Roy , you remember that time Dave got wiped out drunk and was shaking his little wee wee at the girls ? ha ha ha boy was that a JOKE .

R I back on track yet Dave ?
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Old 03-26-2012, 10:29 PM   #14
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two crips in a foot race , think we can sell tickets ?
I'll bring the stop watch, or should I make it a calender, to keep score.
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:56 AM   #15
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I'll bring the stop watch, or should I make it a calender, to keep score.
Sun dial. We are not racing at night.
To dangerous.
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Old 03-27-2012, 09:30 AM   #16
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Sun dial. We are not racing at night.
To dangerous.
... and they want to understand it, any thing more modern then a sundial will confuse them.
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Old 03-27-2012, 10:50 AM   #17
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... and they want to understand it, any thing more modern then a sundial will confuse them.
What????????????
I do not understand what you mean.
You mean a sundial is not modern????????
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Old 03-28-2012, 10:11 AM   #18
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boy you guys took this thread to a new level, you can definately see the humour caused in the generation age gap.
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Old 03-28-2012, 11:32 AM   #19
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Ok , if you insist Dave .

Speaking of camp fires Roy , you remember that time Dave got wiped out drunk and was shaking his little wee wee at the girls ? ha ha ha boy was that a JOKE .

R I back on track yet Dave ?
That did not happen! lol (the drunk part, yes)
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Old 03-28-2012, 07:29 PM   #20
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That did not happen! lol (the drunk part, yes)
Memory faliure ? oh oh , first sign of old age Dave .

Im good with the sundial by the way , aint like we will need a second hand .
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