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Old 02-22-2011, 12:50 PM   #1
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Default The Kiss (this one's for RJ)

The Kiss

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl

about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss

an opportunity with this great looking chick so he asked "Well, before

you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss

I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be

famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
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Old 02-22-2011, 01:11 PM   #2
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Old 03-06-2011, 08:50 AM   #3
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didn't see that coming... I thought she was going to have some sort of communicable disease that is incurable... and transmitted by kissing.
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