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Old 11-07-2011, 09:14 PM   #1
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Its betting half of your shit that you will stay in love for ever .
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Old 11-08-2011, 04:40 AM   #2
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And here I thought you were going to part with some advice on how an old fart like you stays married to such a young women.
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Old 11-08-2011, 08:47 AM   #3
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no secret there , any marriage is a simple thing . " yes dear " < thats all there is to it .
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Old 11-08-2011, 11:05 AM   #4
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no secret there , any marriage is a simple thing . " yes dear " < thats all there is to it .
So that is all there is to it.
And here I thought there was more to it. Boy have I been screwing up over the years.
So all I have to do is say "yes dear" and then keep doing what ever it is I am doing at the time.
I will let Linda know who I got this advice from.
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Old 11-08-2011, 11:44 AM   #5
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Works for me , last sat i was looking at a 5 ton military tow truck , Miff just says if you want it buy it .

Either my method is working well , or the old girl has slipped a mental cog

She refused to buy it for me so i left it there .
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Old 11-08-2011, 04:34 PM   #6
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Its betting half of your shit that you will stay in love for ever .
I lost.

Fortunaly, she had already spent everything so there was nothing left to split but debt.
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Old 11-08-2011, 06:10 PM   #7
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Works for me , last sat i was looking at a 5 ton military tow truck , Miff just says if you want it buy it .

Either my method is working well , or the old girl has slipped a mental cog

She refused to buy it for me so i left it there .
Well then, did you buy it for you ??
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