|02-22-2011, 12:50 PM||#1|
The Kiss (this one's for RJ)
A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl
about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss
an opportunity with this great looking chick so he asked "Well, before
you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss
I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be
famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
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