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Forum: Jokes 04-04-2011, 02:33 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 4,606
Posted By BRATWORST
Billy Bob and Cletus

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he...
Forum: Jokes 02-22-2011, 11:50 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 4,485
Posted By BRATWORST
The Kiss (this one's for RJ)

The Kiss


A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl

about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
Forum: Jokes 01-05-2011, 06:16 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 4,761
Posted By BRATWORST
Wife next Door

It's snowing like heck here today. My neighbor says that since it's
been snowing, all his wife does is look through the window.
He reckons if it gets much worse he'll have to break down and let her...
Forum: General Talk 12-13-2010, 12:22 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,818
Posted By BRATWORST
FIXED it

FIXED it
Forum: General Talk 12-01-2010, 11:43 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,204
Posted By BRATWORST
:nice:

:nice:
Forum: General Talk 11-19-2010, 04:05 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,242
Posted By BRATWORST
You went to RJ's doctor too!!

You went to RJ's doctor too!!
Forum: General Talk 11-19-2010, 12:15 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,242
Posted By BRATWORST
sure beats I guy with gloves and one hand your...

sure beats I guy with gloves and one hand your shoulder!!!!
Forum: General Talk 11-19-2010, 06:01 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,242
Posted By BRATWORST
Happy Birthday Roger

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you......:cheers::cheers::nice:
Forum: Jokes 11-07-2010, 07:13 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 2,162
Posted By BRATWORST
Old Golfer

A crusty old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads into the 19th Hole Grill Room.


As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign hanging over the bar:




COLD...
Forum: General Talk 11-03-2010, 01:50 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,900
Posted By BRATWORST
Driver headlamp suffered the worst this time,...

Driver headlamp suffered the worst this time, split the bumper cover, cracked the headlamp support brace, demolished the headlamp assembly.
So far I'm out $580.00 in parts.
Put in the headlamp...
Forum: General Talk 11-01-2010, 11:28 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,900
Posted By BRATWORST
Got me another deer!

Welp!
Got my second Deer this season about 5:10am. I don't know why I bought a bow or rifles. And to spend money on all that camo is down right stupid.

All you really need is a JEEP!!!

I guess...
Forum: Club Photos 10-31-2010, 12:44 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 9,642
Posted By BRATWORST
I agree!!!:)

I agree!!!:)
Forum: Club Photos 10-29-2010, 05:47 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 9,642
Posted By BRATWORST
And the coolest dad award goes too.........

And the coolest dad award goes too.........
Forum: Jokes 10-20-2010, 07:16 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 2,440
Posted By BRATWORST
Boy's First Condom

A Boy's First Condom


I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Park Lane pharmacy.

There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the...
Forum: Technical Information & Vehicle Builds 10-04-2010, 06:48 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 5,302
Posted By BRATWORST
Remember, as the diff spins, it pumps gear oil up...

Remember, as the diff spins, it pumps gear oil up there to lube the pinion bearing.
Forum: General Talk 09-30-2010, 10:14 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,435
Posted By BRATWORST
tape an asprin on it.....you'll be fine. those...

tape an asprin on it.....you'll be fine.

those asian massage parlar's do wonders
Forum: General Talk 09-24-2010, 06:06 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,598
Posted By BRATWORST
They use nitrous to bring down the EGT's on...

They use nitrous to bring down the EGT's on Diesels, the propane is used to help with combustion like Nitrous on Gas engine.
Forum: General Talk 09-21-2010, 01:59 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 5,091
Posted By BRATWORST
So....aaaa...what are you doing for lunch...

So....aaaa...what are you doing for lunch :naughty:

It seems everyone else is occupied:iceprincess:
Forum: General Talk 04-28-2010, 07:43 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,263
Posted By BRATWORST
And I thought that having a mother in law was...

And I thought that having a mother in law was just another air bag!
Forum: Jokes 03-31-2010, 11:01 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 2,445
Posted By BRATWORST
Forecast of Weather

It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.


Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had...
Forum: General Talk 03-11-2010, 09:57 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 4,142
Posted By BRATWORST
:sothere:You haven't met Becky & Jennifer...

:sothere:You haven't met Becky & Jennifer yet:naughty:



By the way....Happy Birthday
Forum: General Talk 02-25-2010, 06:19 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,891
Posted By BRATWORST
My pee pee gets a little chubby everytime I read...

My pee pee gets a little chubby everytime I read those figure's.

Just to imagine being strapped in to one for the whole 1/4 mile and not lifting on the throttle. There's some insanity on a certain...
Forum: General Talk 02-19-2010, 04:33 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,837
Posted By BRATWORST
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE MAN!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE MAN!!!
Forum: General Talk 02-01-2010, 01:38 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,842
Posted By BRATWORST
So I'm sitting here with my erector set, and I...

So I'm sitting here with my erector set, and I think I'm gonna need some more parts
Forum: Technical Information & Vehicle Builds 01-28-2010, 06:01 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 2,154
Posted By BRATWORST
It is also on the ZJ. There is a connection...

It is also on the ZJ. There is a connection under the Battery tray and will cause the same issue.
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